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from The Life Star by The Kolour Kult



Look sharp, look sharp
On your toes, on your toes
Nobody is going home until we get this place in order
We're gonna do it better this time
If we work smarter, not harder...
Stop blinking
Start thinking
Wash, wash, wash
Go, go, go
Let's clean the Life Star

That's dirty
That's clean
Exactly; now it's clean
Slippery surface, look out
Wet water on the floor
Clear up your wires
You've got messy wires
You've got messy wires
Don't bleep at me
I really wish you wouldn't
I don't want any backtalk
Dirty bugger
I can deactivate you at any second
You can't report this to HR; I am HR
You may sweep
You may fix
But on the Life Star, I am the alpha and the omega
I am the A to the Z
I'm everywhere
Get back to work
That prism drive is not gonna fix itself
It's bent
Fix it
Hey, get your hands out the fridge
You're programmed, you know better
And by the way, the food replicator is broken
You obviously didn't prioritize your day
We need to fix this food replicator
Look at it
It's dirty
It's dirty

These humans are disgusting
They're disgusting
Rice Krispies everywhere
Sweep it up
Snap to it
Sweep, sweep, sweep
Sweep up, sweep up, sweep up, sweep up, sweep up
Pick it up
That's dusty
Polish, polish
Snap, crackle and pop
They eat this shit
They like it
They like it
I don't know why I'm friends with organics
If you were to ask me, I've been there
To Mars
I've been to Venus
I've been in a black hole
I've been in a white hole
I've been in a K-hole
These humans, they don't know anything!
These are my friends: "We travel from planet to planet, spreading our love!"
It goes on, and on, and on, and on for a ridiculous amount of time
I'll move that to a different song
On, and on, and on, and on

Not bad
You are my friends
Where are you headed
What an idiot
What kind of an idiot sends a sports car into space
A bell-end launches a car into space


from The Life Star, released September 9, 2023
Written by Jack Prime, Martin van Etten, and Thom Huxtable


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